Hey, Punkin'

Your Facebook groups still do not understand this basic premise: You. Must. Have. Etymological. Evidence. For. The. Morphemes. You. Posit. Even in pumpkin.

A Choice to Rejoice

A couple of years ago, I had to disabuse the ginormous Facebook SWI groups of their belief that that -s in besides and perhaps was marking a plural in words like besides, towards, afterwards, or perhaps after no one bothered to stop and figure out that there is no such thing as one *perhap.

Short Tempered

I'm not calling this out because I love to be the smartest, or because I think it makes me morally superior. It certainly isn't making me richer.

Rain for a Dry Spell

Middle English is a bit of an orthographic free-for-all, but by the Early Modern Period, say about 1550 or 1600, the present-day spellings of these words had taken root.

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